(Intentionally misspelled) Lurk Moar is a phrase used by image board and forums posters alike to inform other users they need to post less and study the community before posting again. The phrase can generally be used as a euphemism in a derogatory sense so as to inform users they are not wanted/welcomed, but may […]
“In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they aren’t.” —Yogi Berra.
The expression “by Jingo” is apparently a minced oath that appeared rarely in print, but which may be traced as far back as to at least the 17th century in a transparent euphemism for “by Jesus“. The OED attests the first appearance in 1694, in an English edition of the works of François Rabelais as […]
“Go ahead, make my day” Who: Harry (Dirty Harry) Callahan – Clint Eastwood What: Sudden Impact When: 1983
Pig in a Poke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_in_a_poke
“Well, isn’t that SPE-CIAL?!” Who: The Church Lady What: TV – Saturday Night Live When: 1986 More Info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_Lady
“You can’t spoil a baby” http://www.whattoexpect.com/baby-behavior/spoil-a-newborn.aspx
The Internet is Serious Business Who: mr_brett Where: General Mayhem forum When: 2003 More Info: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-internet-is-serious-business
I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one. – A Tagline from somewhere sometime back.
“Computers are dumber than people but smarter than programmers”, Jerry Pournelle
“Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.” – Don Draper
“Physic” – Advertising Sign A psychic in a town close by had an office. Nice location on a busy corner. Had one of them $100 dollar vinyl signs to advertise her business, Palm Reader, Tarot Cards, Tea Leaves, and Physic!!!! I saw the sign but couldn’t believe it. Went around the block and checked it […]
The rule for hiring boys – “A boy is a boy. Two boys are half a boy! Three boys are no boy at all.”
Chinese Fire Drill https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_fire_drill
Why does the dog wag its tail? Because the dog is smarter than the tail. If the tail were smarter, it would wag the dog. – Caption at the beginning of the film, Wag the Dog! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog
“That’ll be the day”, John Wayne – The Searchers – Movie
Sufferin’ succotash – Sylvester (Looney Tunes)
BNBR – Abbreviation for Be Nice Be Respectful http://www.abbreviations.com/BNBR There was also this one Brighton Naked Bike Ride (with photos)!!!! Look that one up yourself if you feel the need.